Comments on: An Open Letter to a Certain Delusional Canadian Blogger

By: Rory

Rory — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 20:40:50 +0000

Oh, this is SO on.

These responses are kindling on the pyre of your coveted status, Justice.

As soon as I find someone willing to sully his gloves by lighting a match, I'll have this thing set alight.

By: Russell Ball

Russell Ball — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 19:30:19 +0000

@Justice/@Mrs. Loquacious – Well played! Justice, you’ve obviously got yourself a keeper there for a wife. She defended your honor well. The whole catwalk thing will be hard to top. We’ll see if Rory can possibly come up with anything to trump that.

By: Russell Ball

Russell Ball — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 19:29:30 +0000

By: Mrs Loquacious

Mrs Loquacious — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 19:16:14 +0000

Um…speaking as Justice’s *wife,* I can definitely say that he has some serious metro cred. He happens to know his way around a catwalk (if you ask him nicely he may elaborate). He travels with *two* large, stuffed toiletry bags, whereas I only need one (and I’m quite the prissy princess myself). We won’t even talk about colognes, since he has a shelf full of stuff he hasn’t even opened yet. If you really want to throw down the gauntlet, feel free. I have a feeling he’ll give you more than a run for your money, Rory.

By: Russell Ball

Russell Ball — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:16:01 +0000

Brilliant! They’ll have to dig deep into their metrosexual bag of tricks for this one. We’ll finally see who the true Metro Jedi is.

By: Bil

Bil — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:54:13 +0000

And just when will see the walkoff where Justice and Rory both compete to make a selection of MS t-shirts look sexy in an attempt to be named *the* metrosexual developer?

“Contestants, you have 5 minutes to accessorize yourself using only what you find in your laptop bag”

By: Russell Ball

Russell Ball — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:53:29 +0000

Those are some impressive metrosexual creds. I’m afraid I had to alert Justice that you have publically questioned his metro street creds. We’ll see if he defends his honor and proves once and for all whether or not his expoliation recipe is superior to yours.

By: Rory

Rory — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:06:52 +0000

This is the first bit of online activity I've had all day, and I'm FURIOUS.

This Justin guy has announce *himself* to be this metrosexual blogger whatever, but... BUT - who has the bigger perfume collection? Who can't start the day without Dolce, Prada, Tod's, Hugo Boss, and other totally flamingly metro items?

You want an exfoliation recipe? I'd give you one, but you're just validating Justin's claims by talking at all about *his* technique.

Mine happens in two steps - morning and night - as well as a weekly treatment.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN'T BELIEVE I SPENT THE DAY IN MEATSPACE ONLY TO COME BACK TO CYBERSPACE AND FIND THAT SOME OTHER GUY THINKS HE'S THE BIGGER METROSEXUAL BLOGGER.

Gauntlet. I'm throwing it down.

We'll see who the bigger metrosexual blogger is...

Oh, yes.

We'll see.